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Shallow Thoughts...
If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
Ever wonder if the light goes out when you close the fridge door?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, and so would an 80 lb. carrot.
Every child has many wishes. Some include a wallet, two chicks and a cigar, but that's another story.
If you read a dictionary, you'll be really smart. If you eat a dictionary, you'll be really full.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
An eternity is very, very long, especially towards the end.
A penny earned is not much.
Ever wonder why Barbie is forty years old and still hasn't graduated from school?
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobol
The suburbs is a place where they tear down the trees and name the streets after them.
The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless, still dead.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
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Hot Off The Press
LT On The Move!
It is a move to end all moves: a three day journey taking up the first three days of October. This fall move is the best thing to happen since sliced bread! We're are moving all our drums, guitars, amps and pianos to the new "Basement of Ill Repute", Psychosomatic's basement. The move means great things for all of us, especially the fans because now we can commense recording our first demo. And with our new double kick drum kit we're sure to blow your minds away!
LT ft. Hominella and the Corporeal Plebieans
LT featuring Hominella and the Corporeal Plebieans! Okay we lied; we're gonna tell you what happened to PMS. She's moved to another band but promises to still keep close ties to LT and hopes to help us with our shows as we have promised for her..
LT Begins Anew
The long awaited talent of LT is finally here. With the unfortunent leaving of PMS a new drummer has been added, Psychosomatic. Along side of Shelby, G-Spot and CQP we have already written three new songs. We also have a couple surprises left in store for our next show (whenever that may be) that may explain why PMS left the band.
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What's New?
08/22/02 The Left Testicle Shrine has begun
08/22/02 Work on the page continues.
Now with a lemon fresh scent
08/25/02 Still working. Band News now up and running
08/27/02 Still working. Phew what exhausting work!
09/11/02 A world reflects
09/12/02 New pics just arrive
09/13/02 Site finally opens
09/16/02 Update to Profiles
03/18/03 Doesn't look like anything's gonna happen soon. Anyone got a car and willing to move drums?
07/23/03 We're back!
Update to Profiles
Famous Last Words...
Hey that's not a violin.
Okay, bring it down slowly.
I wonder where mamma bear is?
These are the good kind of mushrooms.
That's odd.
I wonder what happens when I put these two wires toge-
Don't worry kids, he's just hybernating.
Whoops.
I think it's dead.
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